Thanks to Jeanann for spurring this idea… this thread of the blog has absolutely nothing to do with the recording of the new CD, but while we wait for the next round of recording, let’s discuss Chuck Norris! I will stop here periodically and jot down any great CN jokes I hear, feel free to comment your favorites back to me! So, here we go…
- Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole dang barn falls down.
- Chuck Norris does not read books, he simply stares at them and they give up the information.
- If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he says, “Two seconds till…” You ask “Two seconds till what?” and he roundhouse kicks you.
- Chuck Norris’ version of a milkshake is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars doused in diesel fuel.
- Chuck Norris is suing NBC and Law and Order for copyright infringement, as Law and Order are the names of his left and right legs.
- Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
- When Chuck Norris gives blood, he refuses the syringe and requests a hand gun and bucket.
- If, at first, you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he doesn’t get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar and the bar imploded because it was not able to hold that much awesomness at one time.
